Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Trick me twice shame on... I know I know

It was just a few posts ago that I reported the disappearance of my wallet. It was found 4 days later, but once again, it is missing. Once again, I have two suspects:

I think it’s Babette (top “perp”). Stealing smooth things is her MO, while Tiff goes for the soft and smelly things. I came home tired last night from my night class and set my stuff down without securing it. I forget that ferrets smell my stuff coming in from the outside and get all weasely excited.

Like before I questioned them separately. I told Tiffany I have evidence that she does go into the place where I keep my wallet.

I played good cop. I told her that I knew she was innocent, however, protecting Babette was only going to bring her down too. I offered a deal, unlimited access to J’s smelly socks for a month (Trust me, this is big ferret currency.) But nothing. I ate her treats in front of her, but she didn’t crack. I got rougher. I told her that I didn’t care which ferret took the deal, as long as I got my wallet back. I got nothing from her, and without actual proof, I had to turn her loose.

I picked up Babette. Babette, though younger, is a tougher street-wise weasel. Where Tiffany will try to play the cute card, Babette will hiss, I knew she was the one, but I played dumb. I went through the same routine with Babette, but she dummied up.

I made empty promises of being more careful with my wallet the last time. This time, instead of that, I am going to put one of those beeper locaters on it.

Babette online shopping probably with a credit card from my wallet.

(I would appreciate it if you ignore the fact that the bed is unmade)


Blogger The Crafty Weasel said...

Oh my goodness, those girls are just too cute!!! :-)

2:36 PM  
Blogger The Crafty Weasel said...

Oh it's me again - just to say that Babette reminds me very much of the best ferret I've ever had the pleasure to live with. She was also a chocolate, and unfortunately died last September and I miss her so so much. The weird thing is - her name was Bellette - I am not kidding!

2:39 PM  

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